Bearded Brewer Artisan Ales

BA Pina Colada Smoothie Seltzer

“A tropical hard seltzer blending pineapple and coconut for a barrel-aged island getaway in every sip.”

BFMHHIPA (Mango Habanero)

“This hazy IPA is not for the faint of heart - it's a spicy, fruity, and utterly bewitching brew that'll leave you dancing with the mango devils. With a habanero kick and a tropical twist, it's a flavor bomb that'll blow your mind. Proceed with caution (and a glass of water)!”

Bag Full of Hatch

“[DINO] Heat up your day with this spicy pepper Kölsch, packed with a prehistoric punch of Hatch green chile. Take a bite - or rather, a sip - and dare to add some primal flavor to your life.”

Blue Coconut Dream

“Imagine sipping a tropical treat on a beach somewhere, but without the sand in your toes. This gluten-sensitive sour is a creamy blend of blue raspberry, coconut, and vanilla ice cream that'll transport you to a state of pure bliss. It's the perfect escape from reality, in a glass.”

Blue Coconut Dream#

“Get ready to escape to a tropical paradise with this gluten-sensitive sour, which is basically a beach vacation in a bottle. Blue raspberry, coconut cream, and vanilla ice cream come together in a refreshing blend that's so cool, you'll want to stick your toes in the sand and pretend you're somewhere else.”

Blue Coconut Dream#*

“This tropical getaway in a glass is the perfect escape from reality. Blue raspberry and coconut cream will transport you to a beachy paradise, while a hint of vanilla ice cream adds a creamy touch. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're sipping on a fruity dessert beer.”

Blue Coconut Dream*

“This tropical getaway in a glass is like a beach vacation for your taste buds. Blue Raspberry and coconut cream transport you to a state of pure bliss, while a hint of vanilla ice cream keeps things smooth and creamy. It's a dreamy escape from reality, minus the sunburn.”

Burn Out

“A massive 10% triple hazy IPA collaboration with Lumen, Lyric, and Off Script, loaded with Nelson, Citra, Riwaka, Peacharine, and Motueka hops for an explosion of tropical fruit.”

Cinnamon Rolls In My Coinpurse

“Stash this sweet blonde ale in your coinpurse and get ready for a tasty treat that's hard to resist. Imagine a warm hug in a glass, filled with cinnamon sugar cookies and a dash of sweetness. It's the perfect snack to satisfy your sweet tooth.”

Coconut Ube

Conceptual

“Get ready to geek out over this double New England IPA, a work of art that's best appreciated with a pint in hand. With a wall of juicy, hazy hop flavor, it's a complex masterpiece that will leave you in awe. Just be sure to bring a flowchart to keep track of all the flavors.”

Cordillera

“Get ready to summit your taste buds with this dry-hopped West Coast Pilsner, loaded with citrusy goodness from cryo citra and cryo mosaic. It's a refreshing mountain high that'll leave you feeling crisp and clean. No altitude sickness guaranteed!”

Dunkel Fester

“Uncover the treasure within this Munich dunkel lager, a rich and malty delight that's sure to leave you feeling like a king. With a dark, mysterious finish, it's a true pleasure that's worth digging into.”

EV Sleigh

“Cozy up with EV Sleigh, our Winter Warmer that's the perfect excuse to hibernate until spring. With a ferocious blend of spices and malts, it's like snuggling up by the fire, but without the risk of singeing your eyebrows. Let the warmth spread and the chill fade away.”

F, IDK!

“This Double New England IPA is like a mystery wrapped in a riddle, inside a haze of citrusy goodness. With a 7.7% ABV, it's a beer that's equal parts confusing and delicious. So, F, IDK! - just grab a pint and see what happens.”

Food Truck Cowgirl

“Saddle up and ride off into the sunset with this refreshing New England IPA, brewed with the same wild spirit as a free-spirited cowgirl on the open range. Its hazy, citrusy flavor is as cool as a dip in a mountain stream, and just as invigorating.”

Ghost Memories 402

“This hazy behemoth is like trying to recall a wild night in Omaha - it's a little fuzzy, but still totally worth it. With its triple IPA goodness, it's a triple threat of flavor and a quadruple threat of fun. Get ready to relive the memories, or make some new ones.”

Lakeside Wheat

“A smooth, easy-drinking American wheat with a light body and just enough citrus to keep things interesting. Brewed for those long lakeside afternoons where the only decision that matters is whether to grab another round.”

Lawnmower Cowboy

“This New England IPA is the perfect brew for when you're feeling a little 'cut' off from the world. With its hazy, juicy goodness, it's like a refreshing drink on a hot summer day - minus the lawn to mow.”

Lupulin Hop Water Selection

“T-Rex-cellent choice for hopheads - this beer is a Tyrannosaurus of flavor, with a hoppy bite that'll leave you roaring for more. Brewed with a blend of juicy hops, it's a prehistoric pale ale that's fresh and full of life. Don't get left in the Mesozoic era - try it today!”

Mango Habanero Dreams*

“Imagine a tropical paradise in a glass, but with a spicy kick that'll leave you wanting more. This sour Berliner Weisse is like a sweet and sassy dance partner - it'll keep you on your toes and leave you dreaming of mango habanero bliss.”

Millstream Soda Selection

“This brew is like a time machine in a glass, transporting you back to the good ol' days of soda fountains and summertime fun. With flavors that dance on your tongue like a fizzy symphony, you'll be singing 'soda, soda, everywhere' in no time!”

Mochila

“Get ready to fiesta with Mochila, a Mexican lager that's as vibrant as a mariachi's outfit. This refreshing brew is perfect for sipping on a hot day, with a crisp finish that'll leave you wanting more. It's like a piñata of flavor, bursting with every sip!”

Mojilada

NEchelada V2

“Tame the wild with this Berliner Weisse, a sour sensation that's as refreshing as a spring morning. With a tangy taste that's sure to lasso your taste buds, it's the perfect beer to take on a wild ride. Get ready to feel untamed and ready for more!”

Paddleboard Cowboy

“Saddle up and ride the waves of flavor with this hazy IPA, double dry-hopped with a trio of tropical friends: Citra, peacharine, and Motueka. It's a refreshing brew that's perfect for a summer day on the water - or just a daydream about one.”

Peach Ring Dreams

“This Hazy Double IPA is the sweetest dream you'll ever have - it's like sipping on a peach gummy ring, but, you know, better. With Citra and Peacharine hops, it's a tropical party in your mouth, and the peach puree is the icing on the cake... or should we say, the ring on the finger?”

Pony Express Trail

“Saddle up and ride the range with this West Coast IPA, a true trailblazer of a beer that's packed with bold, hoppy flavor. With a 7.5% ABV that's as robust as a cowboy's spirit, it's the perfect beer to take on the day - or the trail.”

Stoicism

“Stoicism is the IPA that says, 'I'm feeling a little hazy today, but I'm still a force to be reckoned with.' With a soft, pillowy texture and a burst of juicy citrus, this New England-style IPA is the ultimate mood-booster. So go ahead, let your worries drift away like the haze on a summer day.”

Strawberry Banana Bubble Gum Smootie

“This gluten-sensitive sour is like a childhood party in a glass - it's a sweet and tangy celebration of strawberry and banana, with a bubble gum twist that'll make you wanna burp up a rainbow. It's like a refreshing slushy, but better, because it's beer. And, you know, not made of ice.”

THC Drink Selection

“Bearded Brewer's THC is a sly one - it'll sneak up on you with its tantalizing taste and leave you wanting more. This drink selection is a masterclass in subtlety, with flavors that will have you guessing until the very end. Can you handle the mystery?”

The Last Adventurous Ride (2024)

“Buckle up, folks, because this imperial stout is about to take you on a wild ride. Aged in a 15-year-old Calumet Barrel for 14 months, it's been conditioned on a mix of Emperor's Toasted Coconut, Macadamia Nuts, Uganda Vanilla Beans, Cacao Nibs, and Coffee - a flavor combination that's equal parts adventurous and delicious. So, if you're ready to take the leap, grab a glass and join the ride.”

The Naked Ride

“This 12% Russian Imperial Stout is bare-knuckle brewing at its finest — dark, bold, and completely shameless. Strap in for a wild ride of roasted malt, chocolate, and bad decisions.”

The Satchel (Peanut Butter And Marshmallows)#

“Cream Ale with peanut butter and marshmallows.”

Yogurt Shoppe Blueberry Lemon #*

“A tangy fruited sour conditioned on blueberries and lemons with vanilla granola and yogurt, like a parfait in beer form. Contains lactose and nuts.”

Zamboni Cowboy

“Get ready to lace up your skates and take a shot at this hazy IPA. With a flavor as smooth as a freshly waxed rink, it's the perfect brew to help you slip into the weekend. And don't worry, it won't leave you feeling like you've taken a hit to the ice – unless you're trying to do a triple axel.”